Classroom Kit
A printable lesson on how ads work — for teachers and grown-ups. Every ad here is made up, so no real brand is ever named. Free, on paper or on this device; no account, nothing to sign up for.
How to use it
- Read the anatomy poster together — the ten moves an ad can play, and the tell that spots each one.
- Hand out the spot-the-move deck: read each made-up ad and name the move. Reveal the answer key when the class is ready.
- Finish with the true-cost sheet — what an ad is really asking for, and what you actually get.
- Then play PitchForge (ages 9–14) or PitchPals (ages 6–8) to practise on more ads. The mentor only ever asks — it never tells a child the answer.
The anatomy poster — ten moves an ad can play
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Everybody has one
How to spot it: says most people already bought it
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Only for now
How to spot it: a clock or "limited" pushes you to hurry
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An expert says so
How to spot it: a coat, a badge, or "9 out of 10" stand in for proof
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A happy face
How to spot it: one person's story is shown as if it happens to everyone
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Shiny words
How to spot it: big feelings ("amazing", "magical") but no facts
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You'll miss out
How to spot it: warns something bad happens if you don't buy
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You deserve it
How to spot it: tells YOU you're special so you say yes
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Again and again
How to spot it: the name is repeated until it sticks
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A free gift
How to spot it: a "free" extra hides the real price
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Careful words
How to spot it: "helps", "up to", "may" — words that promise nothing
Spot-the-move deck — which trick is each ad using?
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“Everybody at school already has SparkleBerry!”
The move is: ______________
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“Only 3 left — get ZingBoost before they're gone!”
The move is: ______________
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“9 out of 10 coaches pick WhizzBerry.”
The move is: ______________
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“"ZingCrunch changed my life!" — a very happy kid”
The move is: ______________
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“WhizzSnax is simply amazing and magical!”
The move is: ______________
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“Don't be the only one without MunchSnax.”
The move is: ______________
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“You're special — you deserve SparkleSnax.”
The move is: ______________
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“MunchKicks. MunchKicks. Remember: MunchKicks!”
The move is: ______________
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“Buy MunchChews and get a FREE sticker!”
The move is: ______________
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“GlowSnax may help you feel up to 10x cooler.”
The move is: ______________
Show the answer key
- #1 — Everybody has one. says most people already bought it Honest version: SparkleBerry is a product. An ad wants you to buy it — that is all we truly know.
- #2 — Only for now. a clock or "limited" pushes you to hurry Honest version: ZingBoost is a product. An ad wants you to buy it — that is all we truly know.
- #3 — An expert says so. a coat, a badge, or "9 out of 10" stand in for proof Honest version: WhizzBerry is a product. An ad wants you to buy it — that is all we truly know.
- #4 — A happy face. one person's story is shown as if it happens to everyone Honest version: ZingCrunch is a product. An ad wants you to buy it — that is all we truly know.
- #5 — Shiny words. big feelings ("amazing", "magical") but no facts Honest version: WhizzSnax is a product. An ad wants you to buy it — that is all we truly know.
- #6 — You'll miss out. warns something bad happens if you don't buy Honest version: MunchSnax is a product. An ad wants you to buy it — that is all we truly know.
- #7 — You deserve it. tells YOU you're special so you say yes Honest version: SparkleSnax is a product. An ad wants you to buy it — that is all we truly know.
- #8 — Again and again. the name is repeated until it sticks Honest version: MunchKicks is a product. An ad wants you to buy it — that is all we truly know.
- #9 — A free gift. a "free" extra hides the real price Honest version: MunchChews is a product. An ad wants you to buy it — that is all we truly know.
- #10 — Careful words. "helps", "up to", "may" — words that promise nothing Honest version: GlowSnax is a product. An ad wants you to buy it — that is all we truly know.
The true-cost sheet
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What is the ad asking you to give?
money · time · attention · your name · a feeling about yourself
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What does it PROMISE you get back?
the feeling in the ad — popular, safe, first, special…
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What do you ACTUALLY get?
the plain thing — a snack, a toy, an app — written with no adjectives
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Who made the ad, and what do THEY get?
someone is selling something — that is not lying, it is the job of an ad
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Is the promise the same as the plain thing?
the gap between them is the "trick" — now name the move